Wisdom From the Mouth of Babes




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A little girl was talking to her teacher about giant whales. 

Her teacher said that it was physically impossible for a giant whale to swallow a human being whole; because even though it was an extremely large mammal, its throat was very, very small. 


The little girl stated that, in the Bible, Jonah was swallowed whole by a giant whale. 

Angry and fed up, her teacher replied, very sternly, that it was impossible for a giant whale to swallow a human being whole... period.

The little girl replied, with confidence, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah." 

Being sarcastic, her teacher replied, "What if Jonah went to hell?" 

The little girl replied, with purpose and straight face, "Then you ask him!" 



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Ancient Carving of Jonah (יונה) Being Swallowed By a Giant Whale

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