A little girl was talking to her teacher about giant whales.
Her teacher said that it was physically impossible for a giant whale to swallow a human being whole; because even though it was an extremely large mammal, its throat was very, very small.
The little girl stated that, in the Bible, Jonah was swallowed whole by a giant whale.
Angry and fed up, her teacher replied, very sternly, that it was impossible for a giant whale to swallow a human being whole... period.
The little girl replied, with confidence, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."
Being sarcastic, her teacher replied, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, with purpose and straight face, "Then you ask him!"